Sammi Brooke
Twenties & Turmoil
Don’t go through turmoil alone. Click, explore, stay a while. I'll cook with you, read with you, vent with you and laugh with you. Hello, new friend.
Everything tastes better in pie form.
Go show Agnus from Despicable Me that unicorns really do exist!
Like Top Chef, but for the regular people.
I blended a smurf inside my smoothie.
This timeless classic was not meant to be consumed in just sandwich form.
So a cookie and a brownie walk into a blender…
If Whoopie Goldberg bakes a pie, is it a Whoopie Pie?
NuGo has done the hard work for us.
* Cue Netflix Original Music *
Hide yo kids, hide yo rabbits.
Fries shall always be eaten by ladies, before guys.
If I were a Spice Girl I’d be Cinnamon Spice.
Please, leave your self-loathing in the boiling pot of water—this recipe doesn’t call for it.
If Goldilocks got her delinquent hands on this porridge, she’d never steal another bear’s bowl again.
Nothing like a little quiet time with a frozen treat to stave off the bitchiness.
“Take out your note pads and a pencil—a #2 of course—and get to writing. Or just take a screenshot of this and bring it with you next time you go food shopping.”
#Basic level 100000, but IDGAF.
